Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.