i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.