Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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