the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
