Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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