If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
FUCK WHALES
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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