Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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