yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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