And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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