My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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