no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
3 2 1 whiskey
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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