Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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