Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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