Sry I called you an 8
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You dont lie about slip and slides
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
My vagina just clenched in fear
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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