just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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