I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
