It's just like the Real World with babies
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
