what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
His hands were made for my vagina.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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