we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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