? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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