Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I don't think brook has ever known best
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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