I wannas sexs uuuuu
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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