that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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