Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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