Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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