A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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