So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
COCAINE IS GR8
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