My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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