You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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