WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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