i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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