just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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