So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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