I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She even gives head with a lisp.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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