I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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