i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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