No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
