HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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