I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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