is your mom at the bar?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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