is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Randomize
