I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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