Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The Olympian is in my bed
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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