I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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