About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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