The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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