You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Sober January is a disaster.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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