i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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