You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
vagina is talking i cant
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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