its not stalking. its research.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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