guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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