i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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