dude i'm inner monologue high
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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