He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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