Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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