everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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